work it out already!!!!!!

versus

like the genius brittany s. pierce once said,
'stop the violence!'

why is there so much violence and hostility among ugandan celebrities?
after years of not watching pandonor ( i can't stand precious tm's presenting style),i decided to tune in to you know, see what
uganda's celebrities were up to and all. i mean, its not like i buy scoop every friday and our office is strictly team new vision.

first, there was the pleasant suprise when i realised that precious tm was no where to be seen (she is on maternity leave, i think.take your time, precious).instead, the presenting duties had been taken over by the wheather girl.yes, the expression on her face seemed to say,'when is this torture ending so i can go back to telling ugandans how its going to rain for 5 minutes tomorrow' but i was well happy. and she is pretty. my A level literature teacher's theory is that only pretty people should be on television because our regular lives are stressing enough.

a number of people were featured that day but the most interesting and jaw dropping interview was weasel's, chameleon's brother. apparently, weasel and radio are fed up of chameleon's violence towards them. so apart from making those posters, he decided to go on television to talk about the matter and in the process ended up revealing some dark family secrets that, were this to be another country, could lead to chameleon landing in jail.

this is what i got from the interview:
a) weasel and radio no longer have beef with bebecool. i know, i know, i felt the earthquake too
b) radio and weasel, instead of tithing, are going to dedicate ten percent of whatever they make to those anti chameleon's violence posters
c) chameleon once beat up weasel's girlfriend and proceeded to rape her. it sounds like bukedde news, which btw am tempted to believe is acted,but weasel swears this is true
d) prior to their nakudatta hit, he had been thrown out of chameleon's house and was leaving in a one roomed house with moze radio. who is laughing now, right?
e) chameleon cheats on his wife left, right and center. at this point in the interview, weasel made an emotional appeal to his brother to respect his wife.

why not sit down, talk and settle your differences? why wait for this whole nonsense to end in the manner of biggie and tupac?